If I Were In Charge Of The World

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel winter,
Early mornings,
Cheesy info-mercials, and also
Marc Richardson.

If I were in charge of the world
There'd be sweeter candy,
Sunnier days, and
Slurpees in 128-ounce containers.

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have stupidity.
You wouldn't have boredom.
Or "You need a haircut."
You wouldn't even have haircuts.

If I were in charge of the world
"All You Need Is Love" would be the global anthem.
All clothing would be optional.
And a person who sometimes forgot to set an alarm
And sometimes forgot to turn off the Boo Charm,
Would still be allowed to 
In charge of the world.

Christopher Bowron