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Christopher W. Bowron According to Dave Taylor of the Weekly World News, the COMMUNISTIC Chinese government is planning to knock the Earth out of orbit by having its COMMUNISTIC people jump up and down at the same time-April 27, at 6:35 PM EST. This plot apparently is not a new idea because it was tried before in 1991, but didn't work because of tens of millions of Europeans and Americans did a counter jump which neutralized the COMMUNISTIC jump. Apparently the COMMUNISTIC government feels that COMMUNISM has failed and since they cannot control the world that no one should be able to have it. "Their dreams of conquering the world in the name of COMMUNISM are, and they have taken the position, 'If we can't have, it no one can.' I know this sounds fantastic, but the threat is real." Dr. Henk de Vries was quoted to have said. A famed French physicist, Jean Dupont, agrees that the force created by 1.3 billion people jumping up and down in unison could break the Earth free from the sun's gravitational pull. Although many people believe in this COMMUNISTIC plot, the COMMUNISTIC government of China denies that any such plans are being contemplated. Dr. de Vries believes highly in this COMMUNISTIC plot and calls people in America and in Europe to perform a counter jump to neutralize the COMMUNISTIC jump on April 27, at 6:35 PM. I feel that this is what is wrong with the world. The COMMIES feel that if they can't control the world, they should somehow get rid of it. I also know that on the night of April 27, at 6:35 PM, I will be waiting to jump to stop this COMMUNISTIC, horrible, inhumane plot from working. MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN |